Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole.

Eoin Colfer
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  1. Stupidity and wisdom meet in the same centre of sentiment and resolution, in the suffering of human accidents. - Michel De Montaigne

  2. If this man had not twelve thousand a year, he would be a very stupid fellow. - Jane Austen

  3. There are only 2 paths to happiness in life. Utter Stupidity or Exceptional Wealth. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

  4. Our mind is like a MIRROR it reflects to the outside World what we think. - AuliqIce

  5. This is of course why violence is so often the preferred weapon of the stupid. One might even call it the trump card of the stupid, since (and this is surely one of the tragedies of human existence) it is the one form of stupidity... - David Graeber

More Quotes By Eoin Colfer
  1. You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something...

  2. Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

  3. It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

  4. If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

  5. No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

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